Prince Harry, Meghan Markle labeled ‘King and Queen' of creating human waste matter
1. Prince Harry, Meghan Markle have been compared to a mythological king in their bid to turn everything they touch to feces
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's struggles to find success in the U.S. have drawn an amusing comparison to a mythical king from a children's story who could turn anything into gold—except in their case, it seems to be 'poop.'
An insider close to *Globe Magazine* has made some candid remarks about the couple's career trajectory, stating, "Since they stepped back from their duties in Britain, it appears that everything Harry and Meghan do becomes problematic."
The source speculated that it might not be a case of deceit but rather a lack of competence, noting, "This certainly doesn't help them win over admirers or attract investors for their profit-driven ventures!"
This commentary follows the release of the Archewell financial reports at the end of the fiscal year, during which the couple reportedly received a "delinquency notice." The insider even likened the pair to King Midas, adding, "Harry and Meghan seem to possess the opposite of the Midas touch, as everything they touch turns to poop."
